40+ Savage Revenge Stories That Make Us Question Our Tactics For Settling An Argument - funniesnow

40+ Savage Revenge Stories That Make Us Question Our Tactics For Settling An Argument


Sometimes, it’s okay if some people are taught to do better, especially those who deliberately do inconsiderate things. No doubt, everyone make mistakes at one point or another. However, certain actions show a lack of regard for the feelings and rights of others which makes it hard to classify as a mistake. If your response to settling an argument or wrongdoing is getting even, then it’s best you’re intentional and calculated about it.

This article comprises several creative and hilarious scenarios where people have taught others how to become more thoughtful of their actions. So while you are considering paying back a wrong done to you, this interesting compilation will give you with details on how to go about it. We’re sure you’ll love it and gain inspiration on how to get started.

Don’t Mess with This Person

Our first victim must have bitten into the sandwich thinking everything was all good. Well, it’s obvious they know now everything isn’t all fine and dandy. What a way to teach a disrespectful fella not to steal your food again. We can’t help but tip our hats to the creator of this revenge strategy.

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The hilarious part is that that the words “Not Sorry” are written boldly written on it, and you bet there was a bit of argument right here. So make sure you double-check your sandwich next time you’re served, especially if you’ve offended someone.

You Don’t Own the Road

It’s hard not to get miffed at thoughtless vehicle owners who take up multiple parking slots when they park. They limit the spaces available to others. The consequences for these violators often come from other car owners, and they’re mostly something to improve mindfulness next time.

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This is a creative “two against one” parking lesson. The white car in the middle is clearly stuck, all because it is wrongly parked. Hopefully, the car’s owner will be more careful next time, seeing how things played out here.

Dave Don’t Snore

As much as you may feel for Dave Ginola, you can’t hide the fact that his wife won this one. A number of people snore while sleeping, but Dave’s style seems unique. With his signature eccentric crescendos and unnerving stoppages, he became an overnight celebrity thanks to his wife, who capitalized on the opportunity.

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When Dave’s wife got fed up with his constant snoring, she made a recording of Dave’s sleep time rumblings and joked to Dave about uploading the audio to Spotify. But then she actually did it, and the recordings went viral on Spotify and the internet. Dave’s snore eventually blossomed into a whole album.

Friskies For Revenge

Cats love Friskies, and that’s an indisputable fact! Not sure if humans love Friskies, but this co-worker will certainly learn a lesson through consuming this feline delicacy. The co-worker had been unapologetically stealing our protagonist’s lunch after having been told repeatedly not to do so.

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To get back at the unrepentant lunch thief, our hero added a generous amount of the “delicious ingredient” into her food. The delicious ingredient, in this case, is “cat food”. Hopefully, the co-worker turns a new leaf after eating this meal.

Invisible Revenge

The caption in the photo says it all. Friendship is a beautiful thing, especially if you’re friends with someone that understands you well. Unfortunately, even the best friendship could later turn sour for any number of reasons, with destructive consequences.

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On a second note, we can agree with this lady in that there are some pictures you just don’t want to do away with because you really admire the way you look in them. Some good photoshop skills can therefore be of great help in eliminating an unwanted presence from your life.

Returning the Trash to the Rightful Owner

Any person who thinks throwing trash in the wrong place is a good idea is likely not the sharpest knife in the drawer. This driver came bearing a bunch of trash in the boot of the car and dumped it in the middle of nowhere, but they were seen by a concerned citizen.

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This good samaritan executed the perfect revenge by peacefully returning the trash back to the rightful owner. To add a touch of revenge, the trash was neatly displayed in front of the perpetrator’s house. When it comes to teaching someone a lesson, sometimes subtle is better.

The Musician’s Name Is Slash

Again, mindful parking is something every driver should practice. Even if you’re not sure where to park your car when you go to a new environment, you can always ask those around the neighborhood. The photo below serves as an example ofnwhat can happen to someone who doesn’t know the rules.

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A man didn’t park his car correctly. Little did he know that a neighbor had plans for the tires. The neighbor was nice enough to leave a note for him informing him about his transgression. The parking vigilante also added a bit of humor with a picture of Slash, the famous British-American guitarist.

His Apology Letter Got an Average Score

This is one very funny thing you will come across as you scroll through the internet. A couple broke up, but maybe the guy didn’t want the relationship to end just yet. He wrote an apology letter to his erstwhile lover.

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The woman, on the other hand, did not think the letter was enough to bring them back together. However, she still showed some kind gestures by correcting the grammatical errors in the letter. In the end, he scored a quite average 61/100.

Learn to be Polite

Nice little things you do for people can go a long way in making both you and them happy. Everyone deserves to be treated with love and respect, but it’s sad that a few people never seem to wake up on the right side of the bed.

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Sometimes people have just had enough of rude behavior from others. In those scenarios, only a good dose of revenge will suffice. Ms. Lennox was pushed over the edge by the actions of a customer waiting behind her on the queue, and she made sure time was on her side.

There You Go

No matter what time of day it is, you never know when you might get a lesson in safe and mindful parking. Rather than following the well-drawn demarcations, this driver disregarded the floor layout and choose instead to park in a disorderly slant position.

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Someone saw this and “helpfully” highlightedslanting parking position of the violating car with chalk just in case the driver wasn’t aware of their mistake. This parking violator should be thankful he was corrected with chalk as opposed to slashed tires.

Mustard-Infused Doughnut

Sometimes, an undeniable snack craving manifests while on the job. Commonly, people store food in a safe place in their office fridge or pantry for situations like those. The problem is that there are some co-workers that don’t mind helping themselves to foods that aren’t theirs to take.

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This man became tired of people eating his doughnuts in the office. He took to countermeasures, infusing the doughnuts with mustard. Next time, maybe don’t steal from someone who has a syringe at the ready. Enjoy your salty doughnuts, thief.

A Lesson To Be Learnt

Living with a difficult partner is a nightmare, to put it mildly. You have to be careful with your words, actions, and thoughts to avoid their being twisted and used against you. In this case, one of the partners always leaves home without making the bed.

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This leaves the other partner on bed duty. To get back and teach the offending S.O. a crucial hygiene lesson, the frustrated partner made only their side while leaving the other side unkempt. Seems like a great way to send a message without speaking.

Getting Back with A Tie

This gentleman sat down quietly on the bus without disturbing anybody. Nonetheless, someone else just had to come and invade his space. The man explained briefly on Facebook what had happened between him and the offending woman in the photo.

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The lady walked past the guy and bumped into his leg. When he told her what she did, she gave an unpleasant reply and didn’t bother apologizing. For revenge’s sake, he tied her long braids to the seat and took a nice picture of the punished locks.

Ice Dog

Sadly, we can’t unsee this. The guests must be insufferable for someone to be compelled to do this. A hot dog is a sumptuous food that serves as a tasty addition to certain dishes, but we’d like our water sans brat, please.

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Imagine boiling a few pieces of hot dog and then pouring the water into an ice cube tray to freeze. As weird as it sounds, someone did it and serves the ice cubes to unlikable guests. We can only hope that hot dog-flavored ice doesn’t taste that bad.

Customized Checks

Love is a beautiful thing, and marriage is one of love’s principal expressions. For a marriage to work, time, sacrifice, communication, and effort are required from both partners. Many people start their marriage with the hope of it lasting forever, but sadly, things don’t always go according to plan.

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This man is among the people who had to experience a divorce, but there’s something different about his process. Knowing he was to pay alimony, he decided to make things interesting by customizing his checks with images of him and his partner when they were together.

Prank Wars

Having wonderful housemates is one of the best experiences ever. They are always there to cheer you up and make new memories every now and then. For some housemates, there’s nothing like a prank war to create some truly fond memories together.

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In the first photo, a college student decided to prank her housemate by filling up her room with pink balloons. As friendly revenge, the pranked friend retaliated by wrapping up literally everything in the room of the offending housemate in Christmas-themed paper knowing how the other girl disliked the holiday season.

These Dogs Didn’t Come to Play

Dogs are one of man’s favorite pets and are loved by many worldwide. Now, despite this friendly side, what most people don’t know is that these furry creatures have the ability to take revenge when wronged. A driver in China learned this the hard way in 2015.

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The local man kicked a stray dog in a parking lot, so the assaulted dog returned with eight of his canine buddies to trash the man’s Toyota Corolla. Next time, this guy won’t need to be told about the importance of being nice to stray animals.

Caught in the Act

Relationship experts have likened cheating to taking the prized possessions of another (in this case, their love and devotion) and treating them with disdain. Some offended partners, rather than get weighed down with sadness or other negative emotions, choose to get even.

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The partner who cheated here is going hunting for a long while. With his precious belongings “thoughtfully” kept in unimaginable places; hopefully, this guy manages to recover his property before someone with sticky fingers gets to them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Serves You Right

This man had enough of the indecisive answers he gets from his girlfriend whenever they go out to eat. Well, choosing not to decide is still a decision, and this woman’s boyfriend was going to find a way to prove it to her.

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One IDK salad comin’ right up! And look, he even added a fork to it so she could comfortably enjoy her meal. Maybe this special menu will help the lady provide more decisive answers when the couple next visits a restaurant.

Weighty Fidget Spinner

Back in the day, discipline was easy. If you did something wrong, mom could just unplug the TV cord, and boom, there goes your chance of watching your favorite show. In recent times, though, newer play toys have caused parents to become more inventive with their punishment. 

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Although fidget spinners aren’t exactly new, their popularity and use have seen a significant increase recently. Here, a mother thought up an innovative way to discipline her child by attaching weight to his fidget spinner. This boy has surely learned that it’s probably not a good idea to disobey mom.

Absolutely Deserving

Why would someone steal another person’s water when they can easily go to the tap to get theirs? If this isn’t the height of pettiness then we don’t know what is. After all, it’s common knowledge that this type of water is not much different from the water we get from the tap.

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In this case, it seems the revenge was built-in. One popular health website lists the symptoms of high estrogen: Mood swings, hair loss, panic attacks, and headaches are just a few of the things this water bottle thief might have to deal with as a result of their transgression.

“I’m the Boss,” Says the Cat

Cats are masters unto themselves, and no one tells them what to do. They can be great companions, just as long as you remember that a) the cat doesn’t care about what you want, and b) the cat’s the boss.

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Ask yourself how patient you are with certain teeth-clenching situations like this. The owners of this stern-looking fur ball locked it in the bathroom to give them time to clean up without her getting in the way, so their cat taught them a crucial lesson on how to respect a feline family member.

A Hairy Way to Pass the Message

Many of us would be annoyed when family members or housemates consistently fail to clean up these hairs after using the bathroom. These strands not only clog the drain but also constitute an unsightly mess in the restroom. The person in the photo below took “unclogging the drain” to another level.

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To show other users of the bathroom why they need to remove and properly dispose of all the strands they shed in the bath, his helpful cleaner cleared the blocked drain and turn all retrieved hair into a message for future users.

Why You Shouldn’t Cheat

Some cheating victims avoid playing the blame game. Rather, they tactfully devise inventive and memorable consequences to punish their unfaithful SOs for their bad deeds. For a girl from Adelaide, South Australia, the revenge she exacted on her disloyal boyfriend, though controversial, was sweeter than honey.

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Generally, couples don’t really get matching tattoos, and for good reason. This woman convinced her unsuspecting cheating male lover to get matching tattoos with her. Her boyfriend was the first to go for the tattoo, so she took a picture of it and left.

Want to Play A Game?

Discovering that you’re out of toilet paper can be a traumatic experience. What’s even more disturbing is when you see a note like this on the toilet paper holder. Looks like someone is fed up with always being the one to restock.

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The intended prankee may not find this “game” so funny. Hopefully, they are the type of person who always makes sure to carry a few rolls of toilet paper in their bags in case of emergency. Or, you know, they could just buy more toilet paper.

Yes, It’s Her

In quite a number of families, including this one, the matriarch is the most important person. Grandma here is ready to live many more years; as long as it takes for her to prove her point. Such a queen she is!

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It’s not a crime she’s spending her money. This grandma obviously knows how to deal with greedy relatives that are causing her stress. If you’re in the same shoes as Grandma, you can try handling things like her. Your kids should love you for you, not for your money!

Improve Your Parking Skills

Parking violators are at it again, and as before, we have dredged up from the internet a brilliant method to keep these people in line. We have seen countless times that some persons need to acquire parking skills. Maybe it’s hightime someone show them exactly how to achieve that.

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When you read the text in the photo closely, you’ll discover that it’s not just about coloring the turtle illustration. If you’ve been looking for a way to correct someone who keeps having trouble parking right, this way may produce a better result than your past efforts.

Saran Wrap On This One

The proverbial quote, “don’t get mad, get even,” applies to many things, including ways to pay back a cheating spouse. Following this example shared on Twitter, it’s no use wasting your energy on anger when you can make it extra difficult for them to access their car when next they have an important appointment.

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This lady got even by completely wrapping up her unfaithful husband’s car in saran wrap and attaching the plastic to a pole in the parking lot. At this point, she didn’t mind buying the store’s entire supply of plastic wrap.

Don’t Touch His Ice Cream

This man may look slightly elderly and laidback, but he has an eagle-like instinct when it comes to protecting his favorite fosty treats. A thieving seagull intent on stealing this man’s ice cream met a worthy adversary one fateful afternoon.

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The bird swooped in to snatch the man’s ice cream right from his table. Unfortunately, this customer’s primal instinct kicked in and he did justice to the situation. We are sure the aggressive bird will learn to pick his prey with more care in the future.

No, You Are Not Doing it Right

While some people understand better by reading or hearing, others may require clear imagery before they get the message. When you’ve explained something to someone time and time again and they seem not to be getting it, why not change tactics and use simple, well-illustrated visuals to communicate your instructions.

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Someone thought it nice to assist their fellow restroom users to remember how to properly hang the toilet paper by attaching a clear visual illustration on the wall. Anyone who still flounders after consulting this guide obviously needs to work on their washroom manners.

Swift Breakup

Taylor Swift is an amazing singer and stirs the heart of many worldwide. What isn’t so amazing is getting cheated on. When the two collide, sweet revenge no doubt ensues. After all, for every Love Story, there’s an instance of Bad Blood.

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A married man got served with divorce papers when he wouldn’t stop likening his wife to Taylor Swift. The wife got fed up with the constant comparisons and gave him a swift breakup. We can’t help but applaud the witty line at the end of the breakup note.

An Unusual Way to Give a Tip

Well, unless you can dry those bills, that’s money wasted. If you can, props to you! But, not everybody is an expert at it. It makes us wonder: What went wrong from the bartender’s end? Maybe there were too many tricks and not enough service.

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You can’t tell if the fault is from the customer or the waiter. Either way, no one wants to meet such a sight, not even the waiter. No matter how many dollar bills are in there, the major focus at this point is to clean up the mess.

Adding The Perfect Glow

Siblings are awesome because they add so much joy to our lives. If you have a sibling, you know that loneliness isn’t really a problem for you. One downside, though, is the unending competition that occurs between siblings on a daily basis.

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This boy used his sister’s toothbrush to clean his shoes. If he thought she wouldn’t get back at him, he was wrong. Her reaction was to add some glow to his shoes. Honestly, we think that the facial expression here tells the story all on its own.

What Do You Call This?

Though it doesn’t apply to every situation, you may have heard that the middle child in any family is more likely to end up a sociopath. In this case, we’re inclined to believe it’s true. Here, the middle child appears to be jealous of her siblings.

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We can only assume the family issues this girl had to deal with are pretty intense. Scribbling over faces in the family photo is definitely not something that should be taken lightly. The smile on her face in the photos adds a layer of creepiness to the whole thing.

The Coffee Creamer

Giving birth to a child is hard enough, but then caring for them is also not an easy job. Mothers have to go to the bathroom to pump milk for the child. This working mum realized that she could also store it in the fridge at the office.

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Oh, so THAT’s why the coffee has been so creamy lately. At least the coffee creamer thief can rest assured knowing that they haven’t been pumping themselves full of chemicals and extra sugar. Only the good stuff will suffice for the coworkers.

Just Stay In There

Cats are hard to understand sometimes. At one point they will do anything to get your attention, but at another time, they just don’t care about anything. A family adopted a new cat, but the new family member doesn’t sit well with their old cat.

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The old cat is obviously trying everything to make the family change their mind. To avoid further complications, the family simply kept the new cat in a box. We really don’t think the old cat is thinking this through, because this isn’t going to increase her popularity with the family.

Quite A Suspense There

You can refer to this as sweet revenge if you want to. It can be really satisfying to dive into a Netflix binge. Especially if you love the show, you may probably forget everything when you get in the zone. That’s how comfortable the feeling is.

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The lady used that to her own advantage. Turns out that her ex was using her Netflix login even after their separation. That does sound kind of weird, so, as you can see, miss Labelle devised a genius and perfectly petty plan to give her ex the ultimate cliffhanger.

Duct Taped Gift 

It looks like Saint Nicholas has come to town, and he’s not alone. As usual, he comes with gifts for as many people as possible. It’s rather unusual but this person received a gift that was duct-taped. Let’s just start from there. 

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As you can see, it’s a concrete gift box and a simple hammer alongside three flat pieces of duct-taped frame. Who knows, the person might have wished for this and Saint Nicholas (Santa Claus) came to the rescue.

Side by Side

Apparently, these mobile toilets are portable for a reason. Those dual engines are there to help the toilet to move around effortlessly and to enable the crane to pass through. Yet, there’s likely little or no work going on here.

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The guy operating the crane is the one with power at this point. You can only hope he’s not depleting this working area of their only existing toilet. In the same vein, the guy controlling the crane needs to be careful with it.

Shoe in A Snake House

To leave your shoes carelessly lying around is not only a house hazard, but also doesn’t exactly make for a neat home. When you’ve warned a housemate repeatedly about keeping this personal belongings in the rightful place and they choose not to listen, it is only right that they are punished for it.

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In this scenario, a lady threw one leg of her partner’s slippers into their pet snake den when he wouldn’t stop carelessly dropping it around the house. Luckily for the snake, the slipper was quite soft and the slithery pet got a comfy material to snooze on.