30+ Feline Felons Who Prove That Trouble Is Never Far Away
By Aileen D
This article was originally published on racooned
Like it or not, cats have a way of winning you over. They may make a mess of things, break all your glassware, and transform every furniture leg into a scratch post. However, we are certain you will still keep them plump and pampered because they know they are royalty.Indeed, most cats have many sides to them. Even when they appear hungry and irritable, they still have a way of securing handouts and cuddles from passersby and guests. Others appear docile until you try to touch them, and they turn on you.To keep other people from falling prey to their cats’ antics, these 30+ cat owners left notes on refrigerator doors, the front porch, or even via text message. Here’s a golden rule to live by: if it isn’t your cat, leave it alone. If you leave these notes unheeded, you may become a feline’s next victim!Birthday Grinch
Growing older is never easy on anyone. With our joints aching, we can always tell when age is catching up. It seems we humans aren’t the only species that are cranky about blowing out those candles. George, the cat, is quite the grinch during his birth month.
Leave It On the Tabletop, and You Pay For It
It doesn’t matter if you’ve finished your drink or not. Once you pay for your tab, make sure the bartender takes your glass, then leave. At least, that’s the policy in this establishment. If you leave anything on the tabletop, you will find it on the floor, thanks to this temperamental feline.
Mud Bath for Cats
This seems like the most unlikely scenario for cats. Who knew they liked playing around in dirty water? These cats frequently visit the toilet to cool themselves down. Maybe it’s just the summer heat. Do you think they self-groom after a bath in the toilet?
Locked Outside for A Reason
Cats can be frustratingly indecisive sometimes. One minute, they want out of the house, the next minute, they want to get back in. So, instead of hiring a doorman to let this cat in, this couple decided to lock her out of the house to bask in the sun!
Lightning Quick
These pet parents can’t count the number of times guests have been taken aback by their lightning-quick cat rushing in and out of the door. Once it catches sight of the lawn, it immediately scrambles outside just before the door shuts.
Freeloading Feline
This cat has mastered the art of growing on people. You will see it visiting several houses at a time. It will play on your emotions and ask for a couple of treats. Apparently, it even purred its way to having the priciest milk on a stranger’s shelf!
Busy Cat
With only a handful of people on duty, it’s all hands on deck in this shop. The owner mans the cashier and oversees the employees, his kids assist customers and stock the shelves, and the cat, well, consider her the store mascot.
She Said, He Said
We have all heard different versions of one story several times. It really depends on who you are listening to and how believable they are to you. Today, we encounter a conflicting story between Diane, a cat owner, and her cat. Which side do you believe?
Don’t Even Think About It
This guy thought it was his lucky day. He had come across a friendly kitty by the park, and it was love at first sight. He looked around and didn’t see anyone coming to claim the cat. Naturally, he checked the collar next.
Drain Everything Before Leaving
Of all house rules, there is one that everyone holds most sacred: do not leave drinks unattended. Whether it’s a glass of water, champagne, or even chocolate milk, finish it before leaving the container on the countertop. You wouldn’t want to be cleaning up after this cat’s mess.
Gone Rogue
This is one determined feline. His parents were probably alarmed that he was putting on too much weight, so they decided to ban snacks after 8 pm. To satisfy his cravings, this sneaky boi tries to steal food whenever someone opens the refrigerator door.
Plays the Victim
Have you ever come across someone who loves to play the victim? There’s always something off about them. Whether it’s their story, their look, or their crocodile tears, you can always tell if someone is playing on your emotions, kind of like this cat who loves to cry bulls***.
Don’t…And Oh, Sorry
“What’s causing the delay?” the residents wondered since there was a line to the elevator. Apparently, people were taking the time to read this memo about not feeding a cat. Says here that he’s getting sick from getting too many treats.
One Warning Isn’t Enough
This cat owner had had it with the deliverymen. He repeatedly informed them to close the door shut after they dropped off the packages. But he finds himself mobilizing search parties every so often to look for his feline trio every time they run out. So, he decided to put up more signs.
Wasn’t Me
This cat owner had some wise words for anyone who passed by the house window. Keep your eyes on the ground. Avoid eye contact with this cat. Maybe she’ll enchant you with one look and keep you in a trance for as long as she wants.
Ooh, Terrifying!
If you pass by this house, you’ll see an unlikely animal guarding the front steps. Make no mistake, this critter can pack a punch. It has probably been clawing at the scratching post for several hours a day. One swipe to your precious skin, and you’ll be reeling over in pain.
That’s What Kindness Gets You
This woman was in for the shock of her life when she found this clowder of cats staring at her from the front porch. After a second look, she recognized one and was certain that it was the same stray cat she had given food to the previous day.
The Hollow Cat
Remember the 2000 sci-fi horror film, Hollow Man? A scientist discovers a solution that renders him completely invisible. Soon, he starts breaking into people’s homes while they’re asleep, confident that he can’t be seen by anyone. Like the mad scientist, this cat had a habit of breaking into people’s homes.
Habitual Delinquent
We know how tough it can be to be prescribed a particular diet. You might be craving pizza or spaghetti, but you’re forced to eat something completely different. Just like us, this cat did everything he could to get himself a serving of his favorite food.
Has To Be Treated Like Royalty
Look after them long enough, and cats will walk all over you. Take this one, for example; she doesn’t like using the side door. After living long enough and learning the ways of the world, she wants to be ushered in through the front door like a proper human.
Jiji’s Day
If cats could talk, we’re sure they would entertain us with their adventures. But they can’t, so instead, whoever this cat visits will have to recount the funny antics it has been up to. Every day, Jiji disappears, but apparently, he always has a fun time on these mysterious outings.
How Much of A Daredevil Are You?
People treat risks differently. One may love gambling their money, while another may be more frugal and careful about managing it. Similarly, some may like to insure their health and safety, whereas others love to pet Jack the Ripper. Twice!
Likes The View
At first glance, this house seems pretty ordinary. But walk past the front door, and you will see this cat seemingly stuck by the frame. The moment it sees you, it will call for help. Just how did it get there? Easy. It placed itself there!
Keep Off the Magic Carpet
Wanna see a magic trick? Step right up, toss in your quarters, and then step on this magic carpet. In a second, you’ll watch blood trickle down your leg. If you don’t want to feel any pain, then it’s best that you observe this trick from a distance.
Target Locked
It was good that this man bothered to read the sign before sitting next to the cat and playing with it. By the text size, it’s hard to tell that the notice is relevant, let alone that it pertained to the feline wanderer lounging on the office chairs.
Loyalty Can’t Be Bought
This is a tough lesson every good samaritan must learn: spoiling a cat will not buy their loyalty. So, imagine the disappointment of the folks who had fed this cat only to find out that she had a home and belonged to another.
Interesting Missing Cats Poster
We have to hand it to Bronin Brown. When we first read this missing cat’s poster, a wave of emotions coursed through us. We were partly amused, partly afraid, and most importantly, we didn’t want anything to do with this cat. Anyone would call Bronin in a jiffy upon seeing this feline on the loose!
When Nature Calls
One of the worst feelings in the world is having to hold it in when your body is just ready to let loose. You purse up, scramble towards the bathroom, and fumble for some rolls of tissue. This cat has often had to deal with this awkward situation.
The Wild Child
Guess there’s a silver lining to being friendly after all. Take it from this cat: he greets visitors, rubs his body against their leg, and shows his tummy while lying on their lap. And in return, he gets to be taken outside, and better yet, he gets treats!
The Heavyweight
Ever wondered why this apartment owner would leave the windows open? Well, that’s because they have a guard cat manning the fort nearly 24/7. It may disappear for minutes at a time to force food down its throat, but it returns to watch passersby like a hawk.
When You Should Act Cold
Before you get yourself some cats, make sure to have a stone-cold heart. Most of the time, your furballs will look at you with those innocent eyes and ask for another serving of milk or meat. Stay strong! Don’t. Fall. For. It!
Quite the Persuasive Liar
If you happen to be babysitting this cat, remember to bring one thing—earplugs. Apparently, it will do everything it can to force you into feeding it. It will start off with some baby purrs, then shrill shrieks, and lastly, a traitorous hiss.
Putting Up A Sign
How do cats get away with it? Getting fed after doing nothing but sleep all day? Well, it helps that they are ridiculously adorable and have a smooth furry coat we love running our fingers through. But that doesn’t give them a license to be mean.
Beware of Moose, or a Car Wreck Awaits You
Judging by the next photo, this parking lot has probably seen a number of wrecks. To keep other residents from having their cars destroyed, management put up a sign. Drive slowly, and be on the lookout for little Moose. Don’t say you weren’t warned!
The Best Defense
You know how people say the best defense is a good offense? Cat’s apparently know that too. That is why this one has the habit of skulking in the corner and then going in for the kill once the opportunity is presented to him.
Ungrateful Much?
There is no other animal on this planet that is quite as ungrateful as a cat. We love the adorable little monsters, but sometimes it seems that the immense efforts we go to, to make them happy are not appreciated.